Technically, nobody wins. Although Kat, Poppy and Jud win for making me laugh. Unfortunately making me laugh was not tied to a cash prize. However, my respect will be doled out in heaps.
Here’s the answer:
Just a year ago I was pledging my undying love for dishwashers. Now, suddenly, I remember that they can turn on you at any second. Just one quick flip of a lid and all of your smoothie dreams can be gone in an instant. AN INSTANT.
Jud: What happened to this thing?
Kim: Did it get put on the top rack in the dishwasher?
Jud: I think so…
Kim: Hmm.
Jud: So what happened?
Kim: It fell on the coil on the bottom.
Jud: Dang. (Apologies ensue)
Kim: That’s okay. You’re way more important than a blender cap. I love you!
Jud: Score.
As a registered Florida voter, I demand a recount! I totally won this contest and demand an apology and the prize! “Art” is “art”, by any definition, and this melted cap is definitive proof that global warming exists.