No Flavor, No Chewy…..No Problem?

Posted by on Jul 26, 2006 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

Can anyone tell me why Trident gum goes so far south so quickly?

Insert Gum.
Chew 5 times.
Wish flavor would return.
Chew for three more hours.
Remind self to wear night guard.
Chew harder.
Remind self not to buy Trident.
Keep c.h.e.w.i.n.g.
Spit gum out in gas receipt that will remain in the console of the car until the Hubs finally breaks down and details the whole thing.

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