Things I should not have done in the past 24 hours
Had 4 iced teas at Macaroni Grill
Attempted to insert an image I created in Illustrator into an InDesign file over and over again in spite of the fact that it kept inverting the colors every time I placed it
Given God a ‘one last chance’ prayer about said jpeg
Forgot to sing His praises when the file came through with the correct coloring
Stayed awake until 2am to finish something that most people will not look at until Tuesday
Eaten creamy pasta sauces and expected not to reflux it into my throat all night
Mentioned that I need a maid during Sunday school, thereby guilting my husband into doing the dishes, albeit unintentionally on my part
Felt guilty that my husband did the dishes
Eaten a bunch of spicy salsa at lunch
Ignored editing a spreadsheet that I need to finish before 7am tomorrow
Not uploaded the new belly pictures Jud took of me yesterday (Sorry, mom!)
Maybe I’ll go correct some of these now. Or maybe I’ll go watch all of that awesome pre-Oscar coverage. I wonder what Julia Roberts will wear tonight. I wonder how many colonics have been performed in Hollywood over the past forty eight hours. I wonder why America is falling apart.