Of a game on Wipeout: (with overwhelming excitement)
“It’s like dizzy swimming! It’s like my dream come true!”
In reference to some crazy personal style choices that we observed: (with utter disdain)
“Did they go through a wormhole? They make The Village look cool.”
Regarding the Venus commercial where viewers are encouraged to imagine a breeze that can make you feel like a goddess: (with complete sincerity)
“I don’t want that breeze anywhere near me.”
[He makes me laugh so much. All the time. And I hardly ever get a chance to remember the words that tumble out of his hilarious mind for even just a second laugh. Still, he is ridiculous and I love it.]
